Advanced Rubber Ducks

This is a page about Rubber Ducks. Advanced Rubber Ducks. Perhaps you ask, why do we call our Rubber Ducks to be advanced?

Simple question, simple answer.

Atomic Drive

The newly developed atomic drive gives you the utmost Rubber Duck experience. Just put the litte duck (available in 64 colors and skins) in your bathtub or in your pool and you'll see the wonderful everlasting drive, the delicate movement of its little feets and head and feel the warmth of it, gently heating your water to the cosy temperature you prefer. No extra costs. Function guaranteed for five years 24/24.

Available in 64 Colors, 12 Skins

Test out the newest colors and skins for our advanced Rubber Ducks. 64 Colors to fit exactly the colors of your bathroom or your pool. Classic mellow yellow and 63 other colors. Now avalaible in Cool Black Sunshine and Bright White Snowdream. Check out the new skins we've developed for you: Hairy Harry and Latex Lumberjack.

Extremly effective Moisturizing and ray-banning Lotion

Buy also our clinic-tested (Bikini Atolls Infirmary of the Holy Mother) despite cheap lead extra moisturizing lotion for your skin, made of best natural lead and palm oil components. Available with protecting Factor 4 ( 400.000 ppm lead) 8 (800.000 ppm lead) and the ultimate Factor 9 ( 900.000 ppm lead) to protect your skin against dangerous sun rays and other rays.

Special Family offer: Order a set of three ducks for half the prize NOW!

Yours sincerely L.O. Riot, Managing Director

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